*Gibson, Montgomery and Vic have just arrived at Miller's house for a dinner party*
Miller: Oh, good, you made it on time.
Gibson: Of course we did! Did you think we couldn't do it?
Miller: The last time I threw a party, I told you to come at 5, you came at 9.
Gibson: Well, we're here now. Here you go. *Hands Miller a bottle of wine.*
Miller: Ah... Oh, thank you, Jack. *Takes the bottle.* Oh, lovely. White wine. Never seen a wine actually called "White Wine" before.
Gibson: It was on sale.
Miller: Thank you, Jack. What are you drinking?
Gibson: Red wine, please.
Miller: *sighs, annoyed* Travis?
Montgomery: Oh, do you have any absinthe?
Miller: No.
Montgomery: I only drink absinthe.
Vic: You definitely don't only drink absinthe. You drank five margaritas last week!
Montgomery: Well, I really want some absinthe, so Miller, do you have any absinthe?
Miller: Absinthe, no. Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg...
Montgomery: Oh, Carlsberg. Perfect.
Miller: Right. What do you want to drink, Vic?
Vic: White Russian.
Miller: A White Russian? Oh, for God's sake.
Vic: *sniffs* Is something burning?
Miller: *gasps* MY SPINACH PUFFS! *Runs to the oven*
Reference- IT Crowd and Emperor's New Groove
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