Chapter 11

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Chapter 11

Alyssa's POV

Me: hey

Me: HEY NIGGA

Alyssa's POV

Austin Mahone: WUT DO YOU NEED CANT YOU SEE IM RESTING HERE AW GAHD

Me: um fyi I CANT ACTUALLY SEE YOU HECK I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. THANK YOU.

Austin Mahone: DID U JUST TEXT ME TO ANNOY ME UGGHH

Me: LOL SURE

Austin Mahone: UUUGGGHHH

Me: i got a joke for u.

Austin Mahone: WUT

Me: lol is ur phone on crack or something it seems like ur caps lock is broken XD

JUSTIN BIEBER: oh sorry anyway wats ur joke

Me: how do u keep an idiot in suspense

JUSTIN BIEBER: lol how

JUSTIN BIEBER: HOW

JUSTIN BIEBER: SRSLY

The Stupid Moron: oh wait a second

The Stupid Moron: OH NO U DIDNT

Me: oh yes i did.

Me: wanna hear more?

The Stupid Moron: NO

Me: read this:

Me: this is a normal text.

Me: is it really? haha

Me: how do i do it?

Me: to keep you busy i guess

Me: keep in touch kay.

Me: an alligator friend requested me in facebook. TOLD YOU IM POPULAR

Me: IDIOT DONT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS

Me: busy you,boohoo.

The Stupid Moron: WTF NIGGA I JUST GOT MY WATER BOTTLE I GOT LIKE 500 MESSAGES

Me: dont lie to me you just got 9 messages.

The Lying Bastard: WTF I DONT CARE WUT R U MESSAGING ME LIKE WTF

Me: that caps lock again

The Lying Bastard: LOL idc

Me: did u get the joke

The Lying Bastard: WTH DAT WAS ACTUALLY A JOKE

Me: so u didnt get it?

Stupid: LIKE AINT IT OBVIOUS? YES!

Me: read the first words idiot

Stupid: um ok..

Stupid: this is how to keep an IDIOT busy-

Stupid: AW EFF YOU.

Me: well aint that harsh

Stupid: id like to say bad words, who r u my mom

Me: lol suuuure

Stupid: Y U SO MEAN TO ME

Me: id like to be mean, who r u my dad

Stupid: nice choice of words. well played.

Me: um thanks i guess

Stupid: tbh why are you changing my name to stupid

Me: *_* HOW DAHELL ARE U SEEING MY PHONE

Stupid: im not, i just have my guts.

Me: well ur guts are stupid i guess

NOT Stupid: lol ok

Me: btw y did u ask me if i kno Juan Karlos ?

NOT Stupid: uhh nothing..?

Me: aw come on tell meeeh

NOT Stupid: bc uhh...he is my close friend? yeh.

Me: REALLY? OMG

NOT Stupid: Ayieeee

Me: oh shut up.

JK's Friend: hahahaha

JK's Friend: why do u like him?

Me: well... he has everything. the handsomeness. the smile. the kindness. the sweetness. the funniness. nasa kanya ang lahat.

JK's Friend: oh. haha. hes lucky then.

Me: yeah.,. too bad he doesnt know my love for him.

JK's Friend: oh. yeah. too bad.

JK's Friend: i have one thing he doesnt, though.

Me: oh? what is it?

JK's Friend: you.

Me: AWWWWW

Me: that is cute. rlly.

LKJ, My One And True Bae: remember: ur mine. only mine.

Me: ok. i love you.

LKJ, My One And True Bae: u too.

End Of Chapter

sorry if its all texts. i wanted it to be more like you know.. texting. LOL HAHAH.. Please Vote And Comment :) thanks guys for the support.

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