I Love You, Dork. [Shuichi Saihara x Female Reader]

﹀.﹀Unexpected Events﹀.﹀

"I'm not sure what it's trying to spell... 'The swords'? Or maybe 'this world'?" Keebo suggests. "Wh-What about the world? What does it mean? Is there some crazy story going on?" Tsumugi asks. "It's probably just graffiti, right? We should ignore it." Maki shakes her head. 

"No, I don't think that's a good idea." Shuichi states. "...Why? Do you wanna die?" Maki threatens Shuichi. "What?" Shuichi goes wide-eyed. "Jesus, calm down, it's her habit. She's not actually gonna kill you." I cross my arms. 

"No one here takes credit for it, right? But now there's more added to it. It must have some meaning." Shuichi speaks. "So, seriously, none of us here wrote it? If this is a prank, you better speak up." Kaito looks around. 

"But Gonta stumbled onto the writing by coincidence, right?" Kokichi turns to Gonta. "If it was a prank, then they would've done it in a more obvious spot, not in the grass. There's nothing more depressing than an unnoticed prank." Kokichi states. 

"It's like a titty no one wants to fondle!" Miu frowns, making me chuckle. "God, this is why I love you Miu." I smirk at her. "Well, it could just be Gonta writing it, since he was the first one to find-" Gonta cuts Kokichi off. "Gonta never do that! Gonta never make trouble for everyone!"

"It's...ungentlemanly." Gonta frowns. "Well, I don't really get it, but... Maybe it's some kinda clue." Kaito shrugs. "Thank you for the report, Gonta." Kaito grins at Gonta. "...Gonta just glad to help." Gonta smiles. 

"Gonta want to help, even little. Tell Gonta if you need help with something, okay?" Gonta gives us all a close-eyed smile. "O-kay, got it! I'll let you know if I want you to punch someone." Kokichi playfully grins. 

"No! You don't get to tell Gonta what to do anymore!" Himiko points at Kokichi. "Yeah... Gonta learn lesson after Insect Meet and Greet." Gonta pouts. "Tch, booooring." Kokichi frowns. "Oh ho! My ears are burning! Are you guys talking about me again? You must love me!" Monokuma suddenly appears.

"Hm? Are you getting dizzy from the face I make when I concentrate really hard?" Monokuma grins. "Your face...? It's always the same, isn't it?" Tsumugi asks. "Never mind that... You guys are probably eager for it, right?" Monokuma asks us. 

"What's exactly 'it'? Because, I can think of many, many things that can be 'it'." I ask, grinning. "Ah-haha! Y/N, you're the best!" Miu bursts out laughing. "Y/N, that's gross...!" Himiko points to me. My prize, that is." Monokuma states. 

"Right? You guys can't live without getting a prize right now, right?" Monokuma asks. "That's what I thought, so I brought a prize!" Monokuma states. "Rise and shine, ursine!" The cubs run into the dining hall. 

"Rise and shine, ursine!" Monophanie repeats, smiling. "Huh? What's an ursine?" Monotaro asks, confused. "Oh my... Forgetting your catchphrase is like this kiss of death for a mascot, y'know?" Monophanie states. "Hahaha! 'Cuz I'm a mascot! Get it?" Monotaro giggles.

"That wasn't even a joke! There was no set up, no punchline, no nothing!" Monophanie pouts. "By the way, who's this pink stuffed pig and why is she talking to me?" Monotaro turns to us. "Monotaro's head is busted! One solid whack should make him remember!" Monophanie hits Monotaro with a frying pan. 

"Ouch!" Monotaro yells in pain. "Ngh? Where am I? Where's Kaoru...?" Monotaro looks around, confused. "Ack! Your character is completely different now!" Monophanie whines. "Pops... My family... And you... Thank you...for loving me!" Monotaro smiles. 

"C'mon! Remember already!" Monophanie hits him again. "*sigh*... They're so adorably fascinating. I could watch them forever." Monokuma stares at his kids in admiration. "I've had enough of them..." Himiko pouts.