I Love You, Dork. [Shuichi Saihara x Female Reader]

﹀.﹀A Way Out Without Killing?﹀.﹀

"Kill without getting caught, and then survive the trial." Rantaro repeats Monokuma's sick words. "Sounds eerily similar to the real world." Rantaro speaks. "You think so? Then the outside world must be masterfully designed- even at it's fullest." Monokuma states. 

"One can likely imagine...but I shall ask, just in case..." Kiyo starts speaking. "What is the "punishment" you mentioned earlier?" Kiyo interrogates the bear. "Simply put, it's an execution!" Monokuma responds cheerfully.

"E-Execution!?" Gonta asks, alarmed. "What the hell is that supposed to mean!?" I ask Monokuma, in a worried tone. "If you do a crime, you get punished for it. That's like, the most basic rule of society." Monokuma starts.

"But this is a killing game, so the punishment for murder is a bit more...permanent." Monokuma explains. "Ooh! I wonder what kinda punishments there'll be!?" Monokid excitedly asks."Lots of blood and guts and brains, I bet! The kinda stuff that gives me a raging boner!" Monokid cheers.

'What!? Monokid, you already have a boner!?" Monotaro asks Monokid, shockedly. "Y-Yeah! I'm so hard right now!" Monokid answers cheerfully.
"Blood...guts...brain..." Monophanie repeats Monokid's words worriedly. 

"BLRGHBLRGHBLRBLRGHBLRGH!" Monophanie vomits."Whoa! Monophanie just puked!" Monosuke points out. "I'm so FREAKIN' hard!" Monokid cheers."Huh? Puke gives you a boner, too?" Monotaro curiously asks. 

"Ah-hahahahahaha! You kids are just adorable!" Monokuma praises his children."Wh-What the hell's cute about that!?" Kaito asks aggressively. "Alright, I'm over all this boring exposition-" Monokuma speaks. 

"Let's get this heart-pounding killing school semester started already!" Monokuma cheers."You have free rein to murder however you like, too." Monokuma says in a dark tone. "Like bludgeoning! Or stabbing! Feelin' cheap? Try strangulation! Feelin' lazy? Try poisoning!" Monokuma suggests.

"Whether you shoot, burn, drown, blow up, crush, electrocute, or laugh your victim to death..." Monokuma starts.

"You can use any method you like to kill anybody you like, any way you like!" Monokuma cheers. 

"At the Ultimate Academy of Gifted Juveniles, you will realize your murderous potential!" Monokuma explains in a dark tone.

"Seventeen talented teenage prodigies, all competing for first place in a killing game..." Monokuma narrates excitedly. 

"There's no better setting for an event like this than the Ultimate Academy!" The bear cheers.

"Killing school semester... It's like a game." Rantaro says in a dark tone.

"Kehehe...risking our lives for some silly game is absurd." Korekiyo states. 

"It doesn't seem like it'll be boring, though." Kokichi mischievously smiles.

"Hey! How can a degenerates be so calm!?" Tenko asks worriedly. 

"Th-This has to be a lie...right? It's...a lie, right?" Tsumugi asks sadly.

"I-I don't want...to be in a killing game... It's wrong, I...I'd never do that." Shuichi declares.

"Puhuhu... Well, if you don't wanna participate in the killing game, that's gonna be a problem..." Monokuma laughs. 

"'Cuz the killing game is the only reason you're here." Monokuma states. 

"...What?" Shuichi asks, panicked.

"Now then, unleash your talents and have a happy, homicidal, horrific, hilarious killing game!" Monokuma announces. 

"W-Wait just a minute!" Kaede yelps.