Friend: I would not let you drink tonight.
Me: WHY?!
Friend: do I have to remind you?
Me:*has dramatic flashback*
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Friend: you cut open a pineapple and screamed "spongebob! I know you're in there!" You went up to my grandma and said" dora I need help!" Then last week you stuffed my cat into a pillow and started singing" ITS A PILLOW, ITS A PET! ITS A PILLOW PET!"
Me: -_-
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
