A woman and a man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly none of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says"wow! Look at our cars there's nothing left! This must be a sign that we should be friends and not blame each other for what happened."
The man replies. " oh yes I agree with you completely. "
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says" somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. This is a sure sign that we should share the drink of Scotch and celebrate our good fortune. "
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes back the bottle, and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it to the man.
The man asks" aren't you havering any?"
The woman replies" no I think I'll just wait for the police. "
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