*at a resurant*
you enter the resturant and are greeted by a waiter
waiter: would you like a table?
you: no! i would like to eat on the carpet. carpet for five please.
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
