Father: you there Shawn?
Shawn: yeah what up daddy-o?
Father: I'm eating your mother out tonight at 7:00 so you have to find your own dinner.
Shawn:I'm not sure how to respond to that but, um, have fun?
Father: I'm not eating her out, I'm eating her out.
Shawn:oh, that clears that out.
Father:I mean taking. well this has been an interesting chat.
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