A guy walked in a bar and saw another man sitting down staring at his drink. He went up to him and drank it. the man who was staring at it started crying. the man who drank the beer said" hey I'm sorry I was just joking I'll buy you another beer."
The crying man answered" it's ok. it's just that I've been have a terrible day today"
"What happened?"
"My girlfriend broke up with me, I got fired from work, my family said that I was a failure, and you just drank my poison."
Kids don't drink other people'a drinks. you never know what's in it! :-)
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