Person:"HELP! IM DROWNING! SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!"
Lifeguard:"I'LL SAVE YOU!"
*slow motion scene where the lifeguard run towards the person all wet and sexy*
Lifeguard:"don't worry! I'll-"
*trips over air*
*falls and face plants in sand*
Person: *stands up*
"Idiot"
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
