Me: MOM HALP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CANT GET UP!! HURRY AND CALL AN AMBULANCE!!
Mom: pick up your poster and shut up.
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Funny jokes and texts
RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
My boyfriend
Me: MOM HALP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CANT GET UP!! HURRY AND CALL AN AMBULANCE!!
Mom: pick up your poster and shut up.
