Random person: hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: nope. Who is this anyway?
Random person: it's your bf. It's sad that you don't appreciate me being with you.
Girl: oh sorry babe. I thought you Were my dad because he sent me a text like that a week ago.
Random person: it is your dad I'll be over so we can have a long talk
Girl: 😳
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
