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Daughter: hey dad what's better? Passing or failing?
Dad:passing of course
Daughter: great! Guess what? I passed my pregnancy test!
Dad: GET YOUR A*S HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
