Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips or his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps" operator! My friend is dead what do I do?"
The operators says" calm down. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then there's a shot heard in the background. Back on the phone the guys asks" OK. Now what?"
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