Boy: *calls 911*
911: what's your emergency?
Boy: there are girls fighting over me
911: is that a problem?
Boy: yes, the ugly one is winning
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Calling 911
Boy: *calls 911*
911: what's your emergency?
Boy: there are girls fighting over me
911: is that a problem?
Boy: yes, the ugly one is winning