Kid:daddy I'm scared I think there is a monster under my bed
Daddy:it's ok son. Get used to it because as soon as you get married the monster sleeps IN your bed.
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Kid:daddy I'm scared I think there is a monster under my bed
Daddy:it's ok son. Get used to it because as soon as you get married the monster sleeps IN your bed.