Mom:don't forget to do the dishes
Mom:did you do your homework?
Mom: we have to take you to your grandmothers for thanksgiving
Mom: your dad and I are thinking about getting you a car
Son: really?! Thank you!
Mom: nope not really I just wanted to see if you were reading my texts
Son: -_-
YOU ARE READING
Funny jokes and texts
RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
