A man was dying and his family called his preacher to be with him for his last moments. The preacher went up to his bed and the man grabbed a paper and wrote something with urgency. he gave it to the preacher but before he could read it, the man died. later at the funeral the preacher said" this man, before he died gave me a paper. I will now read it out loud." he grabbed the paper and it read" HEY YOU! YOUR ARE STEPPING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
