Girl: I'm having a heart surgery today.
Boy: I know
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more
After the surgery, her dad is the only one in the room.
Girl: where is he?
Dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: starts crying
Dad: I'm just kidding, he went to the cafeteria.
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SonstigesATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
