A drunk Alaskan decides to go fishing. He starts sawing a hole, but just then a booming voice says "you will not find any fish in there."
The drunk ignores it and continues sawing. The voice repeats "you will find no fish under that ice."
The drunk looks up and says" God, is that you?"
The voice says "no, I am the manager of this ice rink."
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