Teacher: kids what does the chicken give you?
Kids: meat!
Teacher: good now what does the pig give you?
Kids: bacon!
Teacher: great! Now what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: homework!
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
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Teacher: kids what does the chicken give you?
Kids: meat!
Teacher: good now what does the pig give you?
Kids: bacon!
Teacher: great! Now what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: homework!