Person: I want a dragon.
Santa: be realistic.
Person: ok a date.
Santa: what color did you want that dragon again?
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Come on! Get real!
Person: I want a dragon.
Santa: be realistic.
Person: ok a date.
Santa: what color did you want that dragon again?