Cop: did you kill this man?
Me: no a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground, the ground is part of nature.
He died of natural causes. Case closed.
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
