Farmers rhymes

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A farmer has three daughters and try all have dates tonight.

The door bell rings and the farmer opens it. The boy says "hello I am Jo, I am here for Flo, we are going to the show. Is she ready to go?"

So she comes downstairs and leaves.

The doorbell rings again and the boy says"hello I'm Eddie. I am here for Betty. We are going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

So she comes downstairs and leaves.

The door bell rings the third time and the boy says" hello my name is Chuck..." The the farmer shoots him!

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