Me: mom can I have $50.00?
Mom: what, do you think I'm made of money?!
Me: well that's kinda what MOM stands for.
Mom: -_-
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RandomATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am...
