Those Days of Saving The School Heartthrob (拯救校草的那些日子) EN Translate

Chapter 36

北城實驗高中的貼吧里, 一個名為《蝦米校花校草配對有意思麼？男男才是真愛好不~~~*_*》的貼子正飄在前排。

In the Tieba Forum bar of Beicheng Experimental High School appear one post title

"Little one, Is there any fun to pair the School Grass and School Flower ?" Male male only is true love alrite~~~ * _ * "is floating in the front row.

點開貼子，樓主id是一串ip地址, 不過從行文口氣中, 明顯能看出這是個女孩子︰

Clicking on the post. The owner's ID is a string of IP addresses. However, from the tone of writing, it is obvious that this is a girl:

「你們成天把他們湊一對無不無聊~~~校花校草就非得在一起嗎？林風比許瀅瀅還小一屆呢~~~強扭的瓜不甜，從來沒看見林風追過許瀅瀅好不~」

"Aren't you bored to always pair them together~ ~ ~ does school flower and school grass have to be together? Lin Feng is a little younger than Xu Yingying ~ ~ ~Nothing forcibly done is going to be agreeable. I never saw Lin Feng chasing Xu Yingying, OK

「你們沒看前兩天的校慶晚會麼~我覺得林風明顯跟他一起跳舞的那個男生更配啊!!!你們沒听見他們在台下沒關麥的對話, 簡直基情四射!用不用我抱你~回家擦藥~~哇　　~本腐女徹底燃了, 鼻血~~~」

"Haven't you watched the school celebration party the other day. I think Lin Feng is more suitable for the boy who danced with him!!! didn't hear you hear their conversation off the stage before they turn of the mic. It's simply bromance radiating all around! Do you want me to hold you ~ lets go home and apply medicine ~ ~ waaa ~ This fujoshi has completely burned, nosebleeds~ ~ ~"

樓主雖然很熱情, 底下的回帖相比之下卻有些冷淡︰

Although the landlord is very enthusiastic, the replies below are quite cold:

「腐女是什麼意思？」

"What do you mean by fujoshi? "

「又是基情- -......現在為什麼都喜歡這個......」

Its some slang words for bromance/guys love....now why are you interested in this...

「波浪線太多了，看得我眼楮疼。」

"There are so many wavy lines that my eyes ache."

「貼吧里成天八卦起哄的那些人是很無聊，樓主也沒有好到哪里去好不- -, 我要是那個林風, 天天被這麼起哄, 我肯定也煩死了, 找機會顯示自己有朋友就夠了不行麼？」

"Those people who gossip all the time in the post bar are very boring, and the original poster aint any better -- if I was that Lin Feng, I would be bored to death. If there is a chance to see you in person i wonder do you have enough friends?

「听說老師讓他們下台就關麥的，我感覺是故意的？」

"I heard that the teacher asked them to step down and shut the Mic down. I think it was intentional? "

「不管是不是故意的, 作為一個男生, 我覺得那對話沒什麼不正常的= =。兄弟摔倒關心一下怎麼了？回家擦藥又沒說回誰的家......看不懂樓主在說什麼。」

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"No matter whether it's intentional or not, as a boy, I don't think the dialogue is abnormal= =. what's wrong with caring a brother who fell? When they say go home to apply medicine they didn't say whose home..... I can't understand what the poster is saying. "