Fade into the Communications Tower, where the Federal Army and New Republic soldiers are seen battling Charon's forces. Cut to the Red Fed. A Space Pirate walks up behind him.
Insane Space Pirate: You damn colonists! I'm not going back to jail! (loads shotgun) I'm gonna kill ya! I'm gonna get my money! Then-
Matthews: (off screen) Heads up!
Matthews runs over the Insane Space Pirate in a Ghost.
Red Fed: Hey, thanks man!
Matthews: No problem! I mean, I was actually trying to shoot him but I think I almost got the hang of th-WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
The Ghost shoots forward and flies past Grif and Simmons.
Simmons: You know, maybe giving alien vehicles to human drivers wasn't the best idea.
Doc drives by in a Ghost.
Doc: (in O'Malley's voice) Speak for yourself! (laughs maniacally and drives off)
Cut to Lopez, Sarge, Wash and Kimball, who fire at some pirates near the temple's entrance.
Kimball: Keep pushing!
One of the Space Pirates is shot while the other two turn to look at his body.
Space Pirate: Damn it, fall back!
They retreat, chased by Lopez, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Kimball.
Sarge: Hehe, keep running, dirtbags!
Simmons: Okay Tucker, we're in. Can you make it to our position?
Tucker: (over the radio) Hell yeah! I got my own private escort.
Simmons: What?! Seriously?
Carolina: (off screen) Seriously.
Simmons and the others turn around to see Carolina, Tucker, and Alaska walking towards them.
Kimball: Carolina! Alaska! You made it!
Alaska: Sorry we're late. Blowing up a death machine takes longer than you'd think.
Carolina: Well we did manage to kill two mercs with one stone.
Grif: Aw dude, did they go out like bitches, or was it slow and painful?
Tucker: What kind of messed up question is that?
Alaska: Incineration by explosion.
Tucker: Aw hell yeah! Straight up Freelancer justice!
Epsilon materializes next to Carolina.
Epsilon: Yeah yeah, may they burn in hell. We still need to get Tucker to the tower controls. There's a teleporter down the hall that'll take us to the Control Room. Once we broadcast our message, Charon will have no reason left to fight.
Carolina: Then let's push our way to the teleporter-
Caboose: (off screen) RUN AWAY!!
Caboose and Donut run up to the group.
Simmons: What are you guys doing?
Doc drives up, his Ghost sparking and on fire.
Tucker: And what killed your ride?
New Republic Soldier: (on radio) All squads, get to cover! Get to cover-UGH!. (cuts out)
Doc: (fearful) Uh... probably the same thing that killed them?
Cut to a squad of Federal Army soldiers as they are crushed by the foot of a Mantis.
Mantis: ENGAGING HOSTILES.
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FanfictionAgent Alaska with the company of Agent Washington and Reds and Blues are stranded in a desolated planet after their UNSC ship mysteriously crashed now some of them are having issues and Agent Arizona meets two old fellas he thought were gone