Fade in to F.A.C Outpost 37, cuts to the Blood Gulch Crew standing in a hallway.
Tucker: Okay, hold up. You're telling me that the Feds are just as helpless as the New Republic? I thought they were evil!
Donut: Well, we thought you were being brainwashed by terrorists!
Grif: Terrorists? Our soldiers are a bunch of harmless morons!
Sarge: Your soldiers?
Alaska: They were all promoted to Captains, they gave them squads and everything.
Caboose: (quietly) Blue Team for life.
Alaska: Not now Caboose!
Sarge: Clearly our enemy isn't as cunning as we once thought.
Washington: We don't have an enemy. As far as I can tell, both of these forces have reasons to fight, and neither are particularly guilt-free. We've just been caught in the middle.
Tucker: (emphatic) But, the rebels aren't bad! Some of them are our friends.
Washington: And we managed to make a few allies within the Federal Army. None of this makes either side any better. The New Republic started this war with extremest attacks on the capitol.
Tucker: (hostile) But only because the government was screwing them!
Grif: You gotta admit, it sounds kinda like a dick move.
Alaska: We need to get these two sides to talk to one another. Doyle is in the capitol at the moment, but maybe he can get Kimball to agree to a meeting. If they can come to some sort of understanding, we might be able to end this thing, and go home.
Simmons: (uneasy) This isn't right.
Washington: Believe me, there's plenty wrong with this situation. But I think this is our best move. I'm just glad you guys made it.
Simmons: (emphatic) No, seriously, I mean this doesn't feel right. I just can't figure out what it is!
Sarge: Is it a false sense of superiority? That's probably a side effect of the false promotion.
Grif: Minutes after re-uniting and you're already starting shit.
Sarge: What did you expect, breakfast in bed?
Grif: I hate you.
Sarge: I hate you more.
Simmons: Wait, do you hear that?
Tucker: (unsure) Uhh... No.
Donut: You okay, Simmons?
Simmons: What happened to the alarms?
Cut to outside the base, Warthog are overturned and weapons on the ground. There are no soldiers in sight.
Caboose: (confused) Uhh... Is it lunch time again?
Washington: (loudly) Hello? Dr. Grey? Anybody?!
Tucker: Dude. What's going on?
Washington: (troubled) I don't know.
Fed Trooper 1: (on radio) Enemy contact, fall back!
Fed Trooper 2: (on radio) Where'd he go? Screams.
Alaska: (yelling) Sarge!
Sarge, Donut, and Lopez drive by in a Rocket-hog.
Sarge: Way ahead of you!
Simmons: (panicked) What is happening?
Washington: We're under attack!
The Rocket-hog drives over a hill. Donut and Sarge get out.
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War can be a Son Of A Bitch
FanfictionAgent Alaska with the company of Agent Washington and Reds and Blues are stranded in a desolated planet after their UNSC ship mysteriously crashed now some of them are having issues and Agent Arizona meets two old fellas he thought were gone