(Fade in to the Blues and Freckles inside Blue Base)
Tucker: So...Freckles
(Turns to face Tucker)
Tucker: Never mind.
Washington: Caboose...
(Freckles turns to face Washington)
Washington: Tell me again, where did you find, this... robot?
Caboose: His name is Freckles.
Tucker:That's a stupid name.
Freckles turns to Tucker
Tucker: Stupid-cool I mean, great name! I mean, I wish that were my name! Yeah, Freckles is the best name ever that there ever was.
Alaska: Technically it's a Mantis Class Military Assault Droid.
Tucker: Wait, why Mantis?
Washington: Well, you see those legs? They kind of resemble the legs of a preying mantis.
Tucker: No they don't.
Washington: Then, maybe it's the head shape?
Tucker: Yeah, maybe because during the act of procreation they rip off the head off their mate's body and devour it? It's like an act of sexual cannibalism.
Alaska: Euh, what?
Tucker: Eh, I've dated worse.
Caboose: Yeah, I call him Freckles because of the spots on his nose.
Tucker: Well shit, actually I have to give it to Caboose on this one. Robot definitely looks more like a Freckles than a Mantis.
Washington: Fine. Where did you find, Freckles?
Caboose: Well, I was walking, and I was sad, and I missed Church...
Tucker: This is the greatest story of our generation.
Alaska: Amen brother
Washington: Quiet.
Caboose: And then I heard a noise...
Tucker: Seriously, it's like I was there.
Washington: Tucker.
Caboose: Yeah then I saw the little guy under like pieces of rock, and spaceship, and body parts- I had to move those out of the way, and then there he was! And now we're best friends forever, right Freckles?
Freckles: Affirmative, Caboose.
Tucker: Great. Boy meets dog, dog turns out to be a Military-grade killing machine from a crashed spaceship.
Alaska: Caboose. Um, you know, a pet is a lot of responsibility.
Caboose: That is why I will water him and I will feed him every day.
Tucker: Water and feed? What the hell does this thing run on?
Caboose: It runs on the power of the friendship of our love.
Alaska: What about blood and suffering?
Tucker:This is so fucked up.
Washington: Didn't you give birth to a baby alien a few years back?
Tucker: Whoahoa, let's not bring family into this.
Alaska: Family? He was a parasyte of a alien who tricked you and impregnate you!
Tucker: Still family
Caboose: So, what fun adventures are we going to go on today Freckles?
Tucker: Hah-I'm not doing shit. We're getting rescued soon, remember?
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War can be a Son Of A Bitch
FanfictionAgent Alaska with the company of Agent Washington and Reds and Blues are stranded in a desolated planet after their UNSC ship mysteriously crashed now some of them are having issues and Agent Arizona meets two old fellas he thought were gone