Niall Horan's Birthday Special **NOT A CHAPTER**

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Hi everyone! I'm sorry if this is not so good! I kinda rushed it and I'm sorry! A massive Happy Birthday to ole Nialler who is unfortunately not a teen anymore! We love you!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Please comment and tell me what you think!

Oh and also don't forget to check out my new story It Doesn't Hurt To Try! It is on my profile!


~Amanda xx




Harry: Hello



Imaginary Liam: We



Niall: Are




Zayn: One




Louis: Pineapple!



Oh my god Louis we practiced that 10 times and you had to fuck it up!



Louis: Excuse me for wanting to try something a bit more spontaneous!



You can't decide that! That's my job!



Louis: Excuse me bitch did I say you could talk?



I just, I don't know what to do with you Lou.




Niall: Well he's taking the spotlight from me so I don't think that's fair.



Oh right! Hello everyone, and welcome to Niall Horan's Birthday Special! Unfortunately Liam is going to be a bit late due to the fact he's sailing back from the Bahamas with Andy right now. To those of you who are wondering, Niall and I had an amazing trip! We went swimming and-



Zayn: Nobody cares lets just get to the cake.




Niall: Everyone knows we always do the fucking presents first.



You guys are so mean to me! I feel violated.




Niall: I'm sorry what did you say? I was too busy opening Harry's present to care.




Harry: I honestly think we should've went to China and had your birthday.




Emma: But there's no tacos in China.


Isn't there tacos everywhere?




Zayn: Not underwater.


Louis: He's got a point.



Niall: Guys, pay attention to me!




William Shakespeare: I'll pay attention to you Niall. I'll pay real close attention.




Alright who let William in again?!




Louis:




Louis:



Louis:




Harry: I think it was Niall!




Emma: Are you saying William has been here before?



Niall: Guys! Hello? Birthday boy opening presents here!




Liam: I'm back!




Zayn: Liam!




Harry: Liam!




Liam!




Louis: Horseradish!




Niall: You've got to be kidding me, how come I'm getting no attention on my birthday?!




Fine Niall if you insist.




Niall: Pur-fect!




Harry: Okay your times up!




Emma: Now Haz give the Irish boy the attention that he needs.



Yeah it is his birthday. Go on ahead Niall what did Harry get you?



Niall: Well he gave me a credit card-



Zayn: That's awesome mate!



Niall: You didn't let me finish. He got me a credit card that's cut in half.



Harry: Yeah I maxed it out a few days ago and then I remembered your birthday so instead of throwing some choice words at the cashier I just decided to give it to you, my pal.



Honestly none of these birthday specials are normal anymore.



Liam: What do you expect, we're One Direction?



Louis: He's got a point.



Can we just let Niall continue opening presents? Then we can go party hard!



Zayn: Sure, here you go mate. This time I wrapped it since last time everyone was mean to me after the special.



Harry: That kitty wrapping paper really shows of your manliness bro.



Emma: I think it's really cute!



Apparently you thought Harry was cute too. And you stole him from me.



Emma: Oh c'mon didn't we settle this last time.



Niall: Shut up, I'm opening Zayn's gift.



Zayn: He's opening it!



Niall: I really don't know when I'll need a pair of handcuffs anytime- oh wait.



Louis: Zayn wants Niall to get it on with someone other than Liam!



Louis you can't just say that! Liam and Niall are not together!



Emma: I think they'd be a cute couple.



Yeah well no one asked for your opinion!




Emma: Ouch, that hurt.



Harry: I think that you should give him your present next babe.



....babe.....



Emma: Sure! Here Ni, I hope you like it!



Niall: Really? You really got me a ticket to go see One Direction: This Is Us?



Emma: I didn't know if you'd seen it or not.



Harry: You came with us to the premiere...



See Harry, this is why no one dates red heads. I'm a brunette, we'd be so good together!

Liam: Here buddy, open mine next. I got you a little special something from the Bahamas.



Niall: You got me a rock?



Liam: I found it on the shore!



Zayn: I don't think that really helps the fact that you got him a rock...



Louis: Yeah even my gift is better than that..



And mine! Speaking of that, here's what I got you!



Niall: A Justin Bieber doll?! Amanda, you shouldn't have.



Liam: But I thought you liked my doll better?



Niall: Eh, JB is a great artist though.



Liam:



Liam:



Liam:



Are we really going to do that again?



Louis: I think we should move on so Niall can open my present.



William Shakespeare: Or mine....



Get out of here!



Louis; Geez that guy is weird. Anyway Nialler here you go.



Niall: Aw, Lou! Best friends t-shirts? That's so awesome! But why does it have both our names but only your picture?



Louis: Because I'm conceited, now goodbye!



No Louis don't you dare press publ




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