Queen Bee

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(ALRIGHT! Guys. Last we left off. Max and Octavia had a little trouble. But also i know that Queen bee was supposed to be in season 1. But I'm putting it here because it probably would make logical sense for it to be here and Max will be going to the party because Loona texted him instead of Blitz. So enjoy! )

The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car. Her phone buzzes, and she looks down and sees Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.

Driver: (offscreen) You want me to drop you off here?

Loona: *glances out the window* Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh haven't been here before.

Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.

Loona: (over text) Hey, I'm her

Loona: (over text) Oh shit

Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)

Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.

Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa!

Vortex: Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!

Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.

The two walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.

Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!

Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.

Vortex: You want a…drink or anything?

Loona: Oh, uh… *tail rises* sure! Totally…

Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.

Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."

Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!

Vikki: Not fetch!

Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.

Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha…aha…

Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?

Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona… yeah.

Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?

Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.

Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?

Loona growls in response.

Loona: Why do you still have that?

Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.

Loona growls even more at her.

Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.

Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!

The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.

Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!

Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!

Demon: (offscreen) You can't say that.

Loona's ears droop in response as Vortex comes back with drinks.

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