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Jin: why are Jisoo and Taehyung sitting back to back?
Jimin: they had a fight
Jin: okay but why are they holding hands?
Jimin: Jisoo gets sad when they fight
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Namjoon: jisoo, did you send out a mass email to everyone in bighit?
Jisoo: yeah I did
Namjoon: all it says is I'm back on my bad bitch energy
Jisoo: I felt like everyone needed to know
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Taeyong: [ stares at Jisoo seductively ] why don't you join me in bed, baby girl?
Jisoo: babe, please put your shirt back on, we are in an IKEA, shopping for house paint. People are staring.
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Jaehyun: so what's it like dating Jisoo?
Taeyong: once, I asked Jisoo for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a cup of ice and said wait
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Jisoo: sometimes, I talk to myself for no reason
Jessica Park: same
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Jisoo: so how tall are you again?
Taeyong: about 5'10 and- what are you doing?
Jisoo: [ puts hair in a ponytail ]
Jisoo: oh don't mind me, continue on.
* If you get it, you get it *
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Jisoo: yeah, we're best friends but I'd fuck the both of you if you asked
Jungkook: what?
Jimin: what?
Jisoo: what?
Yoongi: [ reading a book ] she said she'd fuck the both of you if you asked!
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Jisoo: hey, can I ask a favor of you
BTS and TXT: we would literally die for you, but continue
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Namjoon: Jin, did you just buy Jisoo an expensive necklace?
Jin: yeah, and?
Namjoon: you're spoiling her too much
Jin: you're the one to talk, just last week you took her on a shopping spree
Namjoon: what I do with my money is my concern and you try saying no to that adorable little fluff ball
Yoongi: you two are weak
Jisoo: [ enters the room ] yoongi, can I-
Yoongi: [ proceeds to give her his entire wallet, black card and the money in his bank account ]
Yoongi: As I was saying, weak-
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Hoseok: I'm so bored, I wanna do something interesting
Jisoo: . . . .
Jisoo: im interesting
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Jisoo: fuck me if I'm wrong but-
Jungkook: you're wrong
Jisoo: I haven't even said-
Jungkook: YOU'RE WRONG!!
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Jisoo: [ Notices Han Seo Hee staring at her ]
Han Seo Hee: excuse me, do we have a problem or something?
Jisoo: keep staring and we can have a multiple choice one. You can get your ass beat, slapped, tased, or you can pick D bitch, all of the above.
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Jisoo: if butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
Taeyong: imma give you one more chance to go to sleep
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[ jungkook does something stupid ]
Jimin: its moments like these that I'll never forget
Jisoo: with a good therapist, hopefully I will
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Jisoo to BTS any other day: I love you all so much. I will forever cherish and appreciate you all
Jisoo during a Run episode: i will trade your souls for a single corn chip
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Jungkook: [ starea at Jisoo while she's sleeping ]
Jungkook: should I wake her?
Taehyung: do you want to die?
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* Learning Korean with BTS *
Jisoo: hey, I've noticed you missed your lessons today
Army: eh, I do it later
Jisoo: [ cocks a gun, ready to shoot ]
Jisoo: maybe you misheard me-
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Jisoo: if Hueningkai has 19 bottles of dish soap -
Taehyun: wait, why does he have so many dish soaps?
Hueningkai: [ playing with the soap ] MIND YOUR BUSINESS, TAEHYUN!!
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Huengkai, to Yeonjun, laying on his bed, crying and regretting everything: and then I called her mom
Jisoo to Jimin, laying in bed, crying because of the love she feels: and then he called me mom
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Taehyung: jisoo, I taught your dogs how to say the seven deadly sins
Jisoo: No you didn't
Yubin: ruff!
Taehyung: see?! She said wrath!
Jisoo: no she didn't, she said ruff-
Oreo: [ in a demonic voice ] Gluttony
Jisoo: what the fuc-
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Taehyung: awe, jisoo, look at you getting all romantic with the candles and stuff
Jisoo: first of all, I'm about to sacrifice you
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Jisoo: I have decided that I am, I'm fact, a snack. It's just no one is hungry for me yet
Every single male idol/western singer and actors ever: im fucking starving