*Clementine's POV*
Saturdays with Violet are the best.
Especially since we don't have to get up all day long.
We can just lay in bed and watch tv.
Louis can just stop by and bring us food.
The only downfall is the bathroom.
Which Violet is in right now.
I'm so glad I don't have to-
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Violet yelled from the bathroom, making me react without even thinking.
I ran to the bathroom with a broom in my hand, ready to face whatever was coming next.
"WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?" My eyes darted around the bathroom, looking for the cause.
"LOOK AT ME!" She turned around with her eyebrows furrowed...
"Um... what?" Nothing was wrong with her.
"MY EYES ARE BLUE!"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?"
"I'M A CLICHE!"
"Violet, you're already a cliche." I rolled my eyes.
"How?"
"You're a lesbian who loves cats, you drive an SUV, you're angry, rude, and insensitive, only toward Marlon and Louis, you were a tomboy as a kid, you love 'Orange Is The New Black', and you love flannel shirts."
"Okay, that may be true, but now I'm a movie cliche. Blonde hair, blue eyes... Ring any bells?"
"Uh, no."
"EVERY FUCKING MOVIE EVER HAS A BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES."
"YOU KNOW YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS EVERY SEASON."
"EW. IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE."
"I love your eyes though."
"That's a lie."
"violet, you're retarded."
"Tell me something I don't know."
"Your eyes are beautiful." I gave her a quick peck on her lips.
"Stop. I have an attitude to attempt to keep."
"There's nothing you can do about it... Just accept the fact that you look amazing and move on. I wanna cuddle."
"You sure about that? All you wanna do it cuddle?"
"YES, now come on. I'm tired."
"Clem, you slept all night."
"And? I worked all week."
"Alright."
"I love my asshole girlfriend who absolutely hates having her 'cliche' eyes be called beautiful."
"I love my asshat of a girlfriend who won't just let me hate my eyes in peace"
"But I love them, so you have to love them too."
"Uh, no I don't. Fuck my eyes. I hate blue."
"Okay, but all colors look amazing on you."
"You're just gay and want me to get in bed with you."
"Well... that's true, but I also love you."
"That's really gay too, but I love you as well."