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Da jisooberry

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"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as he... Altro

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twenty nine

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Da jisooberry

JINSOO IS FUCKING RISING
Active Now ✅

hyunrenebae:
oh fuck my life
i smell something burning

seulgay:
must be yoongi burning in hell

hotmochi:
why-
okay i know you're mad because yoongi hyung ditched jisoo
he's probably sleepy

seulgay:
bitch do you even know what you're saying?
HE'S ALWAYS ASLEEP 24/7
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S SLEEPY

hotmochi:
okay but you don't have to roast him like that

seulgay:
why do you keep defending him?
if it wasn't for jin, jisoo is probably depressed by now

lisathesheep:
stop worrying
aww they're so sweet

hyunrenebae:
how did you even know?

lisathesheep:
they're at the spa
oh and im jungkook

ttaeng:
you dumbass brats
let them have their quality time together
you do whatever you want

lisathesheep:
kk

jungcock:
you talk as if you're old
you're just a year older than me bruh
cut the parenting shit

lisathesheep:
HOLY-
EVERYONE
SHIT
OMFG

seulgay:
what

lisathesheep:
HOLY SWEET MACARONI
CHOI FUCKING MINHO IS HERE
AISJSJJANSJDSNSNJAAJ
FUCK EVERYTHING
FUCK JUNGKOOK
IM MARRYING HIM

seulgay:
BITCH WHERE
LUCKY HOE
I'LL BE THERE
OTW

lisathesheep:
SHIT HE'S DREAMY

jendickie:
IM ABOUT TO FREAK OUT BUT I REMEMBERED I HAVE TAE
SO SORRY

ttaeng:
😅😏

seulgay:
BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL
IM HERE

lisathesheep:
AT THE SECOND FLOOR
NEXT TO THE CONVERSE SHOP
HURRY BITJ

seulgay:
OKAY OKAY
I DON'T CARE IF MY ARMPITS ARE SWEATING AS LONG AS I GET TO CHOI MINHO
LET ME BE STRAIGHT FOR ONCE

ttaeng:
ITS YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE GIRL
OH HOW I WISH I WAS THERE
I WANT TO WITNESS SEULGI BE STRAIGHT IN PERSON
THAT'S A DREAM COME TRUE

seulgay:
OMFG
HOLY SHIT
O HMYBSUAUW HOSH
DAMN PAPI
HE'S HOT AF
AOJSNSNAJWJ
I THINK IM HORNY GUYS
OH MY GOSH
CHOI MINHO
MARRY ME

lisathesheep:
OH
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT WE FET A PICTURE
GOOD THITG WE HELD HIS HANDS OH MYBSHSISJ
AND HES SMILED AT US SISJSJAJ
SEULGI UNNIE

jungcock:
there
she ditched me for that minho guy

hotmochi:
poor jungkook
im here

chaebae:
calm down son
it's okay
love yourself

jungcock:
huhuhuhu

seulgay:
stfu kook
let Lisa fangirl
jungkook just sat on the floor in the middle of the mall
like that
bitch looked like he was filming a whole drama

ttaeng:
Seulgi?

seulgay:
why hoe

ttaeng:
ARE YOU STILL A GIRL?!?!?!

seulgay:
NAH BITCH
IM BACK TO MY GAY SELF

ttaeng:
i salute that minho for making you straight even for just a short moment

seulgay:
yassss
if you want me to be straight just call minho

lisathesheep:
JUNGKOOK IM SO SORRY
I GOT OUT OF CONTROL BIJ
YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I LOVE

chaebae:
sweet
but cringe
im not used to lisa being smoochy and all 😭

jungcock:
I FORGIVE YOU BABE 💜

jendickie:
this kids deadass ignored chae lmao

hotmochi:
don't worry chae I'm here for you

agust:
i can't take this shit
get out

jendickie:
i think you should be the one to get out
you just ditched your date like how you ditched school

seulgay:
oof

agust:
im sorry okay
jisoo

hyunrenebae:
you're probably too late for that

___

HAPPY VALENTINE'S MY HOES 🌹

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