𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‘π„π”ππˆπŽπ

By jisooberry

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"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as he... More

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By jisooberry

jUngCoCk tHe eXplOreR
Active Now ✅

lisathesheep:
whoever changes the GC name must hate jungkook 😂

jungcock:
nah it's fine to me
besides I love Dora

Jin Jonas:
shit get that illuminati shit out of this holy household
i don't tolerate demons sksks

hotmochi:
wait
Dora is illuminati?
shit
my childhood is fucking ruined

chaebae:
wAIT IS LALALOOPSY ILLUMINATI??

jungcock:
I don't think so
bUT BITCH THEY LOOK CREEPY
the button eyes 👀

jisuck:
lol yass lalaloopsy
but have you seen Coraline? 😌

ttaeng:
I just searched it online and
BITCH I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS
they look creepy af
how was that even a children's movie

lisathesheep:
AHHA

hotmochi:
wait that was a children's movie???
I thought it was an animated horror movie
wtf

seulgay:
hello sloths
are y'all seriously taking about cartoons rn

ttaeng:
was that meant to be sloths or..

seulgay:
no it's supposed to be slut
but I'm trynna keep it PG around here

ttaeng:
you will never change will you

hotmochi:
trynna keep it PG my ass
y'all just roasted my dick a few days ago

jisuck:
lol your dick isn't inappropriate
because it's for children

jendickie:
I'm guessing why unnie became more savage than me aksjssnnenwajshdu

hyunrenebae:
can I please be gay for her

jisuck:
u can take chances

ttaeng:
ah I get it
everyone can date whoever they want
but I can't even date someone in this group?
😐

jendickie:
because that's what friends do you dumbass
why do you think my friends won't date you

ttaeng:
idk nan molla

seulgay:
stfu
can we have another topic
I hate Dora

lisathesheep:
lol why

seulgay:
idk
she's a female dog

jungcock:
lol look at her being careful with her language when she called us 'sluts' awhile ago

hyunrenebae:
let her be shh
it's her other self
jk

seulgay:
I certainly hate that show
even though my niece loves it very much
I just cringed

jisuck:
well I love Peppa Pig
so bye

lisathesheep:
mY LITTLE PONY IS MY SHIT
TAG YOURSELF IM RAINBOW DASH

chaebae:
ooh I'll be Fluttershy

jisuck:
I'm Princess Celestia

jendickie:
IM DISCORD

hotmochi:
ohh that salty half dragon-chicken-dog monster?

seulgay:
discord likes Fluttershy 😏
I SENSE GAYYY

hotmochi:
Jennie back the fuck off
chae is mine

jendickie:
whoops
calm down your booty jimin
I won't steal her from you..
yet ;))

hotmochi:
wow these gays I swear

lisathesheep:
I once remember when I told myself that I hate school
but now
I FUCKING MISS SCHOOL WHY DO WE HAVE TO GRADUATE
IM LIVING MY LIFE IN A DUNGEON

chaebae:
lol I never hated school

jisuck:
because you're miss honor student
besides, I also graduated as a salutitorian 😌👋
greatest achievement of my life so far

seulgay:
lmao jungkook kept seeing our chats because he can't relate

jungcock:
fuck off

seulgay:
salty aren't we?

jungcock:
at least I graduated 😒

hotmochi:
I graduated first

jungcock:
so what's your point?

hotmochi:
yoU should stOP COPYING WHATEVER I DO

jungcock:
IT WAS JUST ONE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO LEARN HOW YOU GET BABES

lisathesheep:
oh greatest moment of my life when Jungkook got slapped by a girl because he tried to hit on her 😂💦

jungcock:
ha nice
I was trying to be like Jimin hyung
I guess girls don't like ppl like him
coz he got NO jams

hotmochi:
I don't have jams but I still can hit on girls
watch me 😏
HEY CHAEYOUNG

chaebae:
hmm?

hotmochi:
if our surnames are both Park, we're both cute, we both have high notes, then must that mean we're meant to be?

chaebae:
Jimin I'm sorry but..
you still got no jams

seulgay:
JIMIN GO BE WITH TAEHYUNG BOTH OF YOU ARE CANCELLED
ya hear me?
C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D

ttaeng:
how did I even get dragged into this I wasn't even replying

seulgay:
because I like to annoy people obviously

hyunrenebae:
OMG why am I so cute

jisuck:
are you possessed by Jin?
because it looks like it

Jin Jonas:
excuse you
i don't even talk like that

jisuck:


Jin Jonas:
dafuq I'm gorgeous

jisuck:
^^ ha jokes on you bitch

Jin Jonas:
shut up

seulgay:
why did you think ur cute? Irene

hyunrenebae:


lisathesheep:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

jisuck:
wHAT A PRETTY GURL

jendickie:
I STAN A GODDESS Y'ALL

ttaeng:
okay I'm still fab but tHIS HOE'S ON ANOTHER LEVEL

hotmochi:
WOWWWW
DONT WORRY CHAE UR STILL THE ONE I LOVEEEE

chaebae:
IRENE UNNIE YOU'RE--
OMFG

jungcock:
lol I love it when no one reacted on Jin hyung's photo

Jin Jonas:
don't worry kid I'm used to it
inconsiderate worms

agust:
can y'all pls stfu for an hour
no maybe a day
make it a year




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