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"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as he... More

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By jisooberry

Fuck everyone in this GC

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seulgay:
who the fuck changed that group name

lisathesheep:
I call dibs on the airhead
oh wait, he can't because he IS AN AIRHEAD HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING

jungcock:
fuck you Lisa
this is why I regret everything

lisathesheep:
regret what?

jungcock:
nothinnnnnnnn

ttaeng:
he likes you lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

jungcock:
nO I DONT

seulgay:
awwww little kookie is defwensive

lisathesheep:
are u serious?
Jungkook???
answer me brat!

jungcock:
I only like girls with big ass

lisathesheep:
brUh

seulgay:
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN LISA'S ASS?!?

jungcock:
I saw it but nah I have higher standards

lisathesheep:
bitch I'll tell you to my brother shaun

ttaeng:
OMG Mendes?!!!

jendickie:
she meant shaun carter

lisathesheep:
shut the fuck up
i meant shaun the sheep

jungcock:
oh I get it, because you're also a sheep 😂

lisathesheep:
go ahead laugh
I ain't offended :))

jungcock:
what a great way to insult yourself

jisuck:
at least she appreciates the insults unlike you

seulgay:
istaN SAVAGES
take my heart Jisoo 💓

jungcock:
anyways I have a date and Jimin hyung I need your help

seulgay:
wait Jimin's in this GC?

bigjimin:
ofc I am

seulgay:
sorry I didn't notice you right away because you're small 😏

bigjimin:
just because you beat me in the dance showdown for ONE time only doesn't mean you can just insult me like that
oh and be thankful I got sprained because if i wasnt sprained I would surely win

chaebae:
you still aren't over that competition?

ttaeng:
JUNGKOOK WHY WOULD YOU ASK JIMIN WHEN IM RIGHT HERE

jungcock:
sorry I don't do Gucci

ttaeng:
h-how dare--

ttaeng:

lisathesheep:
let him be tae that brat just don't know how to appreciate things

jungcock:
you're just salty that u don't fit my standards

lisathesheep:
fight me bitch

jungcock:
where?
coz I'll gladly pick the bed ;))

lisathesheep:
go ahead but I refer the kitchen ;))

jungcock:
oOh I haven't tried that yet, hmm, sure :))

lisathesheep:
I'll be glad to use my newly sharpened butcher knife :))

seulgay:
duDE SHE SNAPPED

chaebae:
I'm officially gay for Lisa

jisuck:
haven't you always been gay for her??

chaebae:
nah unnie

jendickie:
back off kid she's mine

bigjimin:
how about me chae? :((

seulgay:
no one cares for you go rot in your house boii

bigjimin:
I want to kill you

seulgay:
go ahead but make sure to dance all the way to my house 😂👏

jungcock:
HYUNG

bigjimin:
oh sorry
sure Jungkook
be there in 4

seulgay:
I still can't get over to the fact that my gang didn't come to the reunion :((

jisuck:
they're probs busy but we're here for u 💦

seulgay:
awwwww

lisathesheep:
fuck this shit I'm out

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