Klance Oneshots

By distinctlynonhuman

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This book is done, I will no longer be publishing anything else on this book or account. The cover art isn't... More

Intro
Tired Keith
How Pidge found out.
I'll never leave.
My sunshine
Idk i was bored at like 4am
Voltron head cannons
"based off Ouran host club its just off of tamaki playing the piano" by fob
Truth or dare
????
Im really bad at naming things
Uh.... forming voltron?
Shitpost
Its not gay if its on the moon part one
Its not gay if its on the moon part two
You're not a monster.
Partner in crime
Rip keith (he only dies on the inside in this one)
Merry Klancemas
New years kiss plus a little Shatt
A glimpse in the future
Guardian angel
Guardian Angel (part 2)
Shitpost 2
Just short stuff all combined
Highschool au part one: the drawing
Highschool au part two: the date
Highschool au part three: Lance is Micheal Mell
Shitpost part three and im sorry i have no good content right now
Wow finally an actual story
Since i posted something sad a shitpost for happiness
You're perfect. (Part one i think i might not even do a part two but idk)
You're perfect (part two)
You're perfect (part three cause it was requested)
You're Perfect (part four)
Im dead inside and very proud of this fic also sorry in advance
Shitpost part idk please help im so tired and i love wizards god i need redbull
we won't be erased
Halloween!
I'm sorry
Final Update.
Hello update.

Fuck you?

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Pidges p.o.v.

They were at it again. Pointless yelling and arguing over the stupidest things, what band is better, if mcr would ever be back, does Mike Wazowski wink or blink, those kinds of things. It is so annoying, the thing they fight about the most is just stupid. They fight about who is a better pilot a lot, I mean come on how immature could they be? We all knows it's me anyway.

This time they were fighting about who has better hair, and as you could guess Lance started it.

"Mullets are stupid and look hideous!" I heard him yell from the kitchen. I decided to go see the drama because why not.

As soon as I walked in the room I could tell that they were both just pretty bored, and anyone could tell that the sexual tension in the room was thicc.

"First of all they look better whatever the fuck your haircut is! Second I don't want to hear you complaining to be cold on a ice planet because hair helps with heat!" Keith shouted defensively. The fights like this were the most fun to watch simply because neither of them had any evidence or proof of anything.

"At least I don't look like the space Nico Di Angelo!" He spat without thinking.

"Nico was an amazing character! And if I look like him that's great!" He defended before remembering the thing Lance had said the day before. "Wait.... Lance didn't you say you thought Nico was hot yesterday?" (Not canon Nico like fan art Nico)

Lances face turned bright red and he looked like he was going to try and defend himself, but stopped before he said anything.

After about a minute of awkward silence Keith started to walk towards the door.

"Hey! You can't leave this isn't over!" Lance yelled after him and stopped him by grabbing his arm before he could leave the room.

"Fuck you man," Keith told him before trying to get him to let go of his arm.

"Fuck you!" He shouted, not wanting the argument to be over. Keith's face turned pink before he yelled something I couldn't believe at first.

"Fine, then fuck me!" You could see both his and Lances faces turn bright red.

"Fuck you?" Lance asked confused and probably not able to tell if this is real. He took a step towards Keith while looking down at the floor.

Keith bit his lip before biting his lip and taking a few steps towards Lance. He grabbed his jacket and pulled Lance closer to him.

    "Fuck me," their lips clashed together and the last thing I saw of them was Lance literally pulling Keith into his room.

Sorry I haven't been publishing a lot lately. Also if you like Homestuck I'm writing a DaveJohn fanfic that I'm going to publish soon. Okay bye.

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