The Avengers: Texters, Assemb...

By MintMikkelsen

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Someone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Ton... More

~Name Game~
~The Great Emoticon God~
~Hacker Of The Hill~
~Anti-Climactic~
~Pluck Up The Courage~
~Buckaroo~
~FREE BUCKY~
~Freed Bucky~
~Kittens~
~Cat Trouble~
~Thanksgiving~
>Catvengers, Assemble!<
If You Live Under A Rock
~Why Does My Cat Have Opposable Thumbs?~
~Thor X Frozen~
>Attack On Thor<
{Fan Question}
>Suspicion...<
{Fan Question}
{Fan Question}
~500 Reads & 22nd Chapter~
~Long Time, No See~
~Loosing It~
~Commando~
~Ring Ding Ding~
{Fan Question}
~Bacon~
~Avengers of The Galaxy~
>Mrownded<
~Riddles For All~
~Hunger Avengers~
*Not-So-Civil War*
*Agents of Chat*
~Civil Dodgeball Part 1~
~Civil Dodgeball Part 2~
~Back~
~X-Men~
{Fan Question}
FAN QUESTIONS
{Fan Question}{1}
{Fan Question}{2}
~Fandom~
~A Special Thank You!~
~Strange Stuff~
[#190]
~If We Were Birds~
[Update]
{Supernatural}
[Marvel Future Fight]
{The Sorting}(There is no sorting or any kind of organization to be found here)
~Avengers, GO!~
~How Convenient~
~Villain Club~
50K Celebration!
~Dunno~
~COME ON AND KISS DE GURL~
~When The Language Filter Crashes~
~How Doth One Describeth~
[Quick Update]
~Hogwarts Houses~
[Even Quicker Update]
~666 PART ONE~
~666 PART TWO~
~Regrets~
~Cat Trouble Part 2~
~Shipping~
-Downed Server-
*You've Got Mail!*
~The New Chatroom~
~Starbucks~
~Spring Cleaning~
~Asgard Is Not A Place, But "A People" Don't Have Wi-Fi Anymore~
~Red Star~
~The God of Hammers~
~Dance Off, Bro~ (Part 1, dude)
~Dance Off, Bro~ (Part 2, dude)
~Spray Tan Wasteland~
~Meanwhile in the Afterlife~
~Fursona~
~Halloween Costumes~
~A Quick Update~
~Yankee~
~We Need To Talk About Thor~
~A Thor Topic~
~Stormy Atmosphere~
~Family Discussion~
~Outside, Looking In~
~Inside, Looking Out~
~I Have A Bad Feeling About This~
~Grounded~
~Bombshell, Part 1~
~Bombshell, Part 2~
Avengers: Endgame
~Big Sad~
~Retirement~
~College~
Author's Update (10/18/2022)

~Welcome to the Chat~

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Fury has joined the chat
Steve has joined the chat
Tony has joined the chat
Natasha has joined the chat
Clint has joined the chat
Bruce has joined the chat
Thor has joined the chat

Fury: Welcome, Avengers. This is your spam world. All of your spam goes here- all of it. If I find it anywhere else I will kill you. Good luck. Texters, assemble!

Fury has left the chat

Steve: Oh! Spam! I remember that stuff- nasty. Why are we putting it here?

Tony: ur such an idiot... spam is when u do a ton of weird stuff thats super annoying

Natasha: And we obviously have the spam king with us today

Clint: ...

Bruce: Um... I think I just gonna go now...

Bruce has left the chat

Thor: WAIT! DO NOT LEAVE THE PAGE OF CHATTING, BRUCE!

Steve: So we don't have to eat Spam?

Tony: no u moron. is anybody gonna comment on the fact that fury just said "texters, assemble?" nat? clint? thor?

Natasha: ...

Clint: ...

Thor: ooo

Steve: Good. I haven't had to eat that stuff in 70 years and I'd like to keep it that way.

Tony: guess not. this is lame. Stark out

Tony has left the chat

Natasha: Anyone notice how he only capitalized his name and not any of ours?

Clint: ...

Thor: I LIKE CAPITOLS. THEY HAVE GREAT POWER AND EMOTION.

Loki has joined the chat

Loki: Thor, I can hear you typing from my prison cell. Shut. Up.

Tony has joined the chat

Tony: SECURITY BREACH

Tony has left the chat

Steve: Loki?! How did he get on here?!

Natasha: KILL HIM

Clint: ...

Thor: BROTHER!

Loki: I'm not your brother.

Did you honestly think I wouldn't be here- much as you all disgust me?

Steve: The feeling is mutual.

Natasha: KILL HIM

Clint: ... I like him better than Pietro.

Bruce: That's probably because he mind controlled you into feeling that way.

Loki: I will take that as a compliment, even though your flattery will do nothing for you. When I come for you, all Avengers will die.

Loki has left the chat

Steve: Ugh...

Natasha: Thor, I hate your brother.

Clint: Don't insult him-

Thor: IT IS FINE, LADY ROMANOFF. HE IS ADOPTED.

(( [    ] ))
(^_^)/
  /|
   /\

THOR OUT

Thor has left the chat

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