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The Author: ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO, CAUSE THESE ARE ALL FROM A SERIOUS FAN, Halobrine117MC!
TONY
Tony: wat
The Author: What do you think of Master Chief's armor from Halo
Tony: mines better
The Author: Wait...
You actually made the armor
Tony: yea
The Author: Moving on...
VISION
Tony: ill take the question for him
The Author: What do you think of Cortana from Halo?
Tony: mines better
I has a Vision and a Friday AND A JOCASTA
but I think he has a small crush on her
The Author: Mhm. I don't think that's true.
STEVE IF YOU COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING
Steve: Oh crap
Um
World peace?
The Author: Such a goody two shoes
FURY
Natasha: Yeah... He banned himself after having to read about Stark Naked
The Author: HILL
Hill has joined the chat
Hill: SUP SUCKERS
The Author: FURY OR COULSON
Hill: Fury
The Author: Fury can't read these messages
He banned himself...
So....
Hill: Oh ok
Coulson
The Author: THOR
Thor: AUTHOR
The Author: IF ASGARD WAS IN DANGER, BUT SO WERE ALL OF THE POPTARTS IN THE WORLD, WHICH WOULD YOU SAVE?
Thor: POPTARTS, OF COURSE!
I WOULD HAVE HEIMDALL GATHER THE WARRIORS THREE AND LADY SIF AND THEY WOULD NEUTRALIZE THE PROBLEM
The Author: Well okay then
CLINT
Clint: CAW CAW
CHIRP
TWEET TWEET TWITTER
SCREEECH
The Author: HAVE YOU EVER USED ARROWS THAT LET YOU SEE YOUR TARGETS THROUGH WALLS AND SUCH?
Clint: Course
One time
Natasha: MOVING ON
The Author: AH, SATAN, YOUR QUESTION IS....
ARE YOU REALLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS
Natasha:: CLINT I SWEAR TO CLACE IF I FIND THAT VIDEO ON YOUR FILES I WILL RIP YOUR FEATHERS OUT.
Tony: o the one where she found the spider in the bathroom and was screaming and swatting and all that
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
