Steve has joined the chat
Steve: Hi guys!
Guys?
Guys...???
Steve: Hello?
Anybody here?
Steve: I'm sure it's fine
I'm always early
It's polite to be on time
Steve: But Tony usually comes next
Which is odd, since he's usually "fashionably late."
Steve: Well, I'm sure they'll be here soon.
But...
Come to think of it...
It's a little odd that we always seem to join the chat at the same time...
Like, everytime.
Huh.
Steve: Come to think of it, don't Clint and Natasha have jobs?
How does Loki get a signal from wherever he is?
How did he even get the password...
Unless he changed it?
Steve: Nope
It's still b3acon#
Come to think of it
How does Bucky type with one hand?
I'll go ask
Steve: No answer... Where is everybody? It's getting late... We've never missed a chat before...
Maybe Director Fury knows.
Steve: He's not answering either...
Okay, hold the telegraph.
It IS odd that we all seem to join at the same time.
I mean, if we all are able to join at the same time, it's like it's being planned.
And we always seem to have time to chat
Steve: Are we being controlled?
Is this just a front?
What's really going on here?
Is this even real?!
Is time just a human construct?
Are blue Jolly Ranchers better than Poptarts?!
Am I really in a relationship with Sharon?
Bucky has joined the chat
Bucky: No bruh
Stucky forever
Tony has joined the chat
Tony: no way
stony is life
also arent u a little 2 old to be having a "midlife" crisis
Natasha has joined the chat
Natasha: No way
Steggy forever
FOR
EVER
Bruce has joined the chat
Bruce: Sorry I'm late
Oh no
Not shipping
Thor has joined the chat
Thor: I LOVE SHIPS
THEY HAVE LARGE DRAGON HEADS THAT ARE VERY CUTE
Vision has joined the chat
Vision: I believe Mr. Jarvis would have sided with Agent Romanoff on this matter. "Steggy" does appear to be the ship with the most chemistry.
Sam has joined the chat
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME AND STEVE
WHAT ABOUT US
Wanda has joined the chat
Wanda: You are being shipped with Bucky now, shush.
Pietro has joined the chat
Pietro: WHYHASITBEENSOLONGSINCEWEGOTANUPDATEIWASGOINGCRAZYANDMAKINGWANDAGOCRAZYTOO
Loki has joined the chat
Loki: Time is an Infinity Gem, Odin holds the first blue Jolly Rancher in the Vault of Treasures, and I do not care about your love life.
Clint: for the record i was here first
it was just fun to watch cap struggle
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