Tony: SECCCCCCURITY BRRRRREACH
Sam: IP ADDRESSES AND NO ONE GETS HURT
Natasha: FRIDAY KICK THEM OFF
Castiel: Sam, Dean, the one with the screen name "Wanda" has supernatural abilities. I believe she is some kind of witch.
In fact, many of them seem to possess supernatural abilities. Perhaps they are a cult or coven of some sort.
Vision: I am detecting strange anomalies from several of the intruders, it is possible that they are enhanced.
Clint: WHY IS SATAN IN THE CHATROOM
Lucifer: Idk it's not like I asked to be here
Crowley: Fear not, little humans. We will be out of your hair shortly, as long as you cooperate.
Loki: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE HUMAN
I AM A GOD YOU DULL CREATURE
Gabriel: hope u rnt a deadbeat 2
Bruce: oh god there's two of them
Dean: Who the hell are you guys
Steve: We're the Avengers, who are you?
Bucky: AND WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE THIS IS A GOOD CHRISTIAN SERVER
Sam: We're... hunters.
Dean: The Hunters
Castiel: We hunt things.
Crowley: They attempt to hunt things.
Lucifer: And they die a lot.
Gabriel: we kinda all die a lot
Pietro: itotallygetchaman
Thor: I DO NOT THINK THEY HAVE A COOL TEAM NAME
THEY ARE NOOBS
Wanda: Really gorgeous noobs
Natasha: Agreed
Steve: And why are you here?
Bucky: YEAH WHY ARE YOU ON OUR GOOD CHRISTIAN SERVER
Castiel: Devil worship
Wanda: What? No! No, this is not devil worship.
This
This is
I don't have a good answer
Sam: Okay, well, I just need to do a quick incantation to trap Lucifer and then we'll leave you in peace.
Dean: Or in pieces, if you don't cooperate.
Gabriel: kinky
Tony: yeah just hurry up and get satan out of here
Sam used Cage!
It's super effective!
Lucifer: ahhh oh no you totally beat me
Lucifer fainted!
Crowley: Excellent work, Moose. Thanks for the devil.
Crowley has left the chat
Thor: THAT WAS RATHER META
Dean: Okidoki we're done here
C'mon Sammy
Dean has left the chat
Sam: Uhhhh
Thanks?
Steve: You're welcome.
Sam has left the chat
Castiel: I will be monitoring your activity closely to ensure that you are not a threat.
Castiel whooshed away
Gabriel: dont do devil worship kids
Gabriel snapped his fingers
Natasha: Wanda, please tell me they're on Netflix
Wanda: Twelve seasons
Thor: I SHALL RETRIEVE THE EXPLODING CORN AT ONCE
Loki: I'll get the blankets
Clint: I'll raid Tony's candy stash
Tony: HEY
Steve: I'll actually do something sane and check the security systems. Vision, can you help?
Wanda: VISION THE REMOTE IS IN THE COUCH AGAIN CAN YOU PLEASE COME GET IT
Vision: Apologies, Captain, but I must help Wanda.
Bruce: i hate scary movies im out
Pietro: illbuildthepillowfort
Bucky: AND ILL GET THE HAIR STUFF
NATASHA WILL YOU PLEASE STRAIGHTEN THE BACK FOR ME
Thor: BRAID TRAIN
CHOO CHOO
Tony: yeah this is totally devil worship
but hey at least we dont have to go very far to find our virgin sacrifice
Steve: Shut up, Tony.
Steve has left the chat
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
