~The Great Emoticon God~

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Thor: BRETHREN!!! HOW ART THEE?

Loki: I, as a matter of fact, was very peacefully reading my book until somebody started typing so loudly I couldn't even think.

Steve: Whoa guys- break it up.

Tony: lol u make it sound like they r dating

Bruce: Tony, stick to rocket science- you're bad at chemistry.

Clint: whaduyawant Thor

Thor: (·~·)--[] CAN WE NOT JUST BE AMIABLE TO ONE AND OTHER?

Loki: No.

Steve: Yes!

Tony: how the heck does thor know how 2 make such good emojis

Bruce: *Thor

Clint: Yeah if he's so good at emojis let's see him make some more challenging ones

Thor: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, GREAT HAWK OF EYES.

Loki: What have you done, Barton..?

Steve: I'm interested in seeing this.

Tony: lol do ur best thor

Bruce: ...

Clint: Look, I'm supposed to be watching Brave with my family. This had better be good.

Thor: BRETHEREN!!! I TRIUMPH!!!

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(-_-)
  /|\¤ TIS LOKI
   /\ |

Loki: ...

I honestly cannot find anything sarcastic or stuck up to say to this beautiful creation.

Thor: YOU FLATTER ME, BROTHER.

   (¤_¤)
¤---¡---¤ TIS THE MAN OF IRON
      /\
     ¤ ¤ <-- HE IS FLYING

Tony: i look guud

nice touch with the arc reactor

Thor: YES, THE POINT OF GREAT EXCLAIMING HAS BEEN ROTATED 180° FOR YOU, TONY STARK

|=*| (^-^)
      |---|--(*) TIS STEVE
            /\

Steve: Holy cow, wouldya look at that? It really looks like me!

Thor:
   _____
( O^O )
   //||\\   (¤-¤) TIS HULK AND BRUCE
// //\\ \\    /|\
   //   \\       /\

Bruce: I don't think Bruce likes Hulk...

Thor: NONSENSE!!! THEY HAVE SEEN THE CREATOR'S FACE, THEY MUST ALWAYS BE HAPPY OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!!

(*^*)
---|---} >>>--------> THE HAWK!!!
   / \

Clint: ...

This is so much better than Merida

Is that a beak instead of a mouth?...

Thor: THIS IS YOUR NATURAL EXPRESSION, CLINT.
  ____
{(^.^)}
+--♡--+ LET US NOT FORGET
     /\ THE LOVELY LADY ROMANOFF

Clint: Dude- that's freaking insane-

I have to get Nat

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Thor: AND IT WOULD MEAN DARK TIMES IF THIS HANDSOME GOD WAS LEFT OUT!!!

(^_^)
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Loki: For Frigga's Sake, are you wearing a cape

Thor: INDEED, BROTHER. BUT NOW MY STOMACH MAKES NOISES LIKE THUNDER SO I MUST FILL IT WITH THE GOODNESS OF POPTARTS!!!

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Natasha: What did I miss???

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