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Fury: Welcome, Avengers. This is your spam world. All of your spam goes here- all of it. If I find it anywhere else I will kill you. Good luck. Texters, assemble!
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Steve: Oh! Spam! I remember that stuff- nasty. Why are we putting it here?
Tony: ur such an idiot... spam is when u do a ton of weird stuff thats super annoying
Natasha: And we obviously have the spam king with us today
Clint: ...
Bruce: Um... I think I just gonna go now...
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Thor: WAIT! DO NOT LEAVE THE PAGE OF CHATTING, BRUCE!
Steve: So we don't have to eat Spam?
Tony: no u moron. is anybody gonna comment on the fact that fury just said "texters, assemble?" nat? clint? thor?
Natasha: ...
Clint: ...
Thor: ooo
Steve: Good. I haven't had to eat that stuff in 70 years and I'd like to keep it that way.
Tony: guess not. this is lame. Stark out
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Natasha: Anyone notice how he only capitalized his name and not any of ours?
Clint: ...
Thor: I LIKE CAPITOLS. THEY HAVE GREAT POWER AND EMOTION.
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Loki: Thor, I can hear you typing from my prison cell. Shut. Up.
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Tony: SECURITY BREACH
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Steve: Loki?! How did he get on here?!
Natasha: KILL HIM
Clint: ...
Thor: BROTHER!
Loki: I'm not your brother.
Did you honestly think I wouldn't be here- much as you all disgust me?
Steve: The feeling is mutual.
Natasha: KILL HIM
Clint: ... I like him better than Pietro.
Bruce: That's probably because he mind controlled you into feeling that way.
Loki: I will take that as a compliment, even though your flattery will do nothing for you. When I come for you, all Avengers will die.
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Steve: Ugh...
Natasha: Thor, I hate your brother.
Clint: Don't insult him-
Thor: IT IS FINE, LADY ROMANOFF. HE IS ADOPTED.
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
