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Steve: Bruce? Why does Star have more than four claws?
Natasha: WTH does Clary have thumbs?!
Bruce: Calm down, guys...
Bucky: DUDE
Winter looks like she's wearing MITTENS
AND HER NAME IS LIKE SNOW
Tony: y does troy have thumbs bruce
Clint: ARTEMIS IS UNSHEATHING AND SHEATHING HER CLAWS REPEATEDLY AND I JUST NOTICED THAT SHE HAS EXTRA CLAWS
MY LITTLE BABY HAS 26 TOES
Bruce: Clint, it's okay
Thor: WHY DOTH MY FELINE FAMILIAR HAVE AN AMPLE AMOUNT OF TOES AND CLAWS ON EACHooo
THING
???
--(O3o)--[]
Loki: I believe the word you seek is "foot."
Thor: YES
WHY DOTH MY FELINE FAMILIAR HAVE AN AMPLE AMOUNT OF TOES AND CLAWS ON EACH FOOT???
(O3o)--[] <--- THOR OF CONFUSION
Loki: If any of you were smart, you would have "Googled" six toed cats.
Tony: friday said she didnt know...
Loki: Friday deceives you.
Six toed cats are called Polydactyl cats and can be found in great numbers on the Hemingway estate.
Bruce: Thanks, Loki.
Loki: What this means is that Jade has the power to open doors.
She will be going places, I assure you.
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Thor: SO HER NAME IS NOT SHWOPTART? WHO NAMED HER HEMINGWAY?
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
