The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!

~Grounded~

Steve, Tony, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Bucky, Loki, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, and Peter are online

Steve) Wow, hey guys! It's been a while since I heard from you all.

Tony) u could just say yall yknow

Bruce) It's just been Steve and Vision and I here for days. Not much to talk about.

Steve) Oh, and Loki was here too.

Loki) Where in the nine realms have all of you been

Thor) DID YOU MISS ME, BROTHER

Loki) Oh, Thor, what a silly question.

Of course I didn't.

Thor) (;~;)--π

Tony) look its fine dont worry bout it

Steve) Did something happen

Bucky) We all got our lightsabers taken away

Natasha) And Fury grounded us.

Bruce) I told you to be careful!!!

Tony) I WAS CAREFUL

Wanda) Not careful enough.

Loki) I'd like everyone to recount their tragic lightsaber backstories, I need a good laugh.

Bucky) Mine malfunctioned with my arm and I ended up ruining several rooms because I couldn't get it to turn off.

Natasha) I gave Clint a haircut with mine and Fury went on a rant about already having one person on the team with radiation powers.

Clint) My hair looks great tho.

Natasha) And Clint tried to shoot his from his bow and miscalculated.

Clint) it was fine

Natasha) It was on fire.

Thor) I ATTEMPTED TO RECREATE THE WAR OF THE STARS WITH MY LIGHTNING

BUT MY SABER OF LIGHT EXPLODED.

Loki) Idiot.

Wanda) How was I supposed to know that magic and lasers do not mix? How is anyone supposed to have that information??

Vision) I did attempt to tell you the odds of that experiment malfunctioning

Wanda) Never tell me the odds

Pietro) mine got taken away for no reason

Wanda) Yours got taken away because you would have instantly broken the "no running with lasers" rule.

Tony) pete plz tell me u didnt get grounded too

Peter) Uh... Nope.

Tony) then where have u been

Peter) I had homework

And a paper

And a project

So I've been busy

Tony) and wheres ur lightsaber

Peter) Put away... Somewhere safe???

Tony) peter

Peter) ok fine Ned stole it and now he's grounded

Loki) While some of those incidents are mildly amusing, I find myself bored by all of you.

Tony) oh yeah and i got grounded just for making everyone lightsabers

Loki) Can you hear me yawning?

Thor) I HEAR NOTHING, BROTHER???

Steve) I think that was sarcasm, Thor.

Bruce) Loki's being facetious.

Loki) It's too quiet around here. It's time for some real mischief.

Loki has left the chat

Vision) I have a bad feeling about this.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

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Y'ALL CAP.M WAS GOOD! Better than I expected! I really wish Ronan had more screen time and Goose was definitely the best character.

I can't believe there's only a month till Endgame. I going to try to have the Endgame related chapter be the 100th one, because this is part 91. PART 91. This book is getting huge!

Hope you all enjoyed. Prepare for a bit of a bombshell in the next chapter...

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