Tony, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Bucky, Loki, Pietro, Wanda, Vision, and Peter are online
Tony) okay so
ugh why is speech so hard
Natasha) The struggle is so real, Stark
Tony) STFU I ARTICULATE BEAUTIFULLY
Thor) OOH CAPITOLS
Loki) Please do not encourage him.
Steve) What's up Tony?
Clint) yeah spit it out dude
Bruce) Tony, what's in that box
Tony) what box
Bruce) The one you just walked in to the lab with
Tony) uhhhhhh
nothing much anymore
Bruce) Tony
Tony) hnnnnnnng dont kill me i just wanted to do something nice to get back in everyones good graces
Bruce) Oh God
I have a bad feeling about this
Bucky) y'all wtf is this thing I found outside my door
is it a remote
it had shiny buttons
Pietro) pushthebuttonssss
Wanda) DO NOT push the buttons
Thor) HIT EVERY BUTTON
Loki) Don't hit it, press it. Gently.
Peter) c a r e s s t h e b u t t o n
Natasha) Your kid scares me, Stark
Vision) All of this talk of pressing buttons makes me uncomfortable.
Clint) ... what
Wanda) Nevermind
Bruce) TONY WHAT DID YOU DO
Tony) I MADE EVERYONE LIGHTSABERS
YAYYYYYY
DONT HURT ME
Peter) U WUT
Steve) I understood that reference!
Bruce) WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
Tony) i was thinkin that maybe you scary warrior types and equally scary nerd types would like some cool new toys
Bruce) LIGHTSABERS ARE NOT TOYS
Natasha) Keep talking, Stark
Tony) months ago i perfected contained laser energy and what else was i supposed to do
Vision) I vaguely remember something about lightsabers being mentioned.
Tony) so i made personalized lightsabers for everyone
Bucky) shooketh
how does it work
Steve) Buck maybe you should wait
Tony) you hit the button and then you DONT START BREAKING MY THINGS
Natasha) Yeah we should probably keep this contained to the training centre.
Bucky) IT CHANGED COLOURS
ITS LIKE A NIGHT LIGHT
Tony) yeah they can all be programmed to be a certain colour bc i didnt want to assume anyones preference and get yelled at again
Peter) ADJFKSODNEICISL
THAT'S NOT HOW KYBER CRYSTALS WORK MR. STARK
Clint) I see what you meant by scary nerd types
Thor) DOES EVERYONE GET A LASER SWORD?
Tony) uhhhh
Loki) Mwahahaha
Bruce) TONY
~{|}~
Author's Note
~{|}~
Took a bit of a break after uploading so many chapters in so little time. I had more planned for this chapter but I decided to cut it down so it didn't end up like Catvengers with everyone explaining what their lightsaber looked like.
And yes, this is what I was alluding to last chapter. In ~Fandom~, Tony said that he had already made lightsabers!
Hope you all enjoyed.
~{|}~
YOU ARE READING
The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
