~Civil Dodgeball Part 1~

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Steve: We're playing dodgeball this afternoon, and Tony and I are captains?

Stark: You pick first, Capsicle.

Steve: Bucky

Bucky: ;)

Stark: Grrr

Course that's who you'd choose

Guess what

Ima take the best girl

Natasha

Wanda: You know what, Stark...

Steve: Hey Wanda

You can pulverize him if you join Team Cap

Wanda: Done

Tony: Rhodey Bear

Rhodes: Only because I owe you for that ONE TIME.

Steve: Sam? We could use you.

Sam: Count me in.

Tony: Like bird costumes will save you, Cap.

Brucey Bear

Bruce: Nope. I'm on vacation.

Tony: Thor

Thor: I HAVE CONTRACTED POPTART POISONING. I MUST RUSH TO ASGARD TO RECEIVE MEDICAL TREATMENT. I AM SORRY TO DISAPOINT, ATHONY STARK. FAREWELL.

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Scott has joined the chat

Scott: ITS ANTONY

Steve: I get that guy

Tony: ITS MY TURN

U KNOW WHAT

YOU CALL IN NEWBIES?

T'Challa has joined the chat

Peter has joined the chat

Tony: I GET THE CAT AND THE UNDEROOS.

T'Challa: I am away from this all.

T'Challa has left the game

Peter: Hey everyone

Steve: Clint, I know it's going to be hard, going up against Nat...

Clint: I'll work fine with the Falcon, Cap.

Besides, I've got to watch out for the witch.

Wanda: Oh, yes, Pietro just had a sugar crash. He will not be playing.

Tony: That leaves me with

Vision

The guy who can change his density

Wait

O

O man

Capsicle

U

R

SCREWED

Loki has joined the chat

Loki: Team Loki.

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