Steve, Tony, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Bucky, Loki, Wanda, Pietro, and Vision are online
Steve) Hello, team.
Tony) sup suckers
Thor) GREETINGS BRETHREN
Clint) caw caw
Natasha) hisssss
Pietro) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wanda) SHUT UP
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Loki) Going to stab all of you
Thor) (;~;)--π
Bucky) I think what you meant to say was "scree-haw"
Tony) can we put that 1 back in cryo
Bucky) no plz im sorry
Bruce) I'm already so tired of this
Steve) Ohhhhkay, can everyone calm down here for a second? I have a question I'd like to ask everyone.
Tony) ask away capsicle
Pietro) youonlysaidforonesecondright
Bucky) whats up my best bud
Steve) I was wondering, just kind of curious. Have any of us thought about retirement?
Clint) Yes, Steve, don't worry.
Natasha) We have a nice home picked out for you just a couple of miles away from Clint's farm. We've done tons of research and found the perfect plan for you. You're gonna love it.
Steve) Very funny.
Tony) if u ever do move into an old person home im buying it lmao
Bruce) Tony
Tony) what
Bruce) Why
Tony) cuz
Steve) I'm serious, guys. If we were ever able to retire from superhero stuff... what would you do with the rest of your lives?
Bruce) Go back to the job that I freaking had before
You guys are aware that I'm a real doctor of real world doctor stuff right
Clint) mhm we know buddy
Personally speaking, I DID RETIRE. And then Tony decided to be a brat and break up the friend group and after that Steve stole my best friend and went to a foreign country and after that half of the world died including my entire family and after that I murdered a bunch of people and after that my best friend died and I had to go through a whole lot of work to get her back since no one bothered to tell us that TWO PEOPLE SHOULD NOT GO TO VORMIR TOGETHER
So yeah I tried to retire
Natasha) It's okay, I'm here now
Clint) Yeah, I know, I reimplanted a tracker in you so I never lose you again
Loki) Is it just me, or did the conversation gain a very dark undertone?
Thor) CLINT'S TRAGIC BACKSTORY IS PURE ANGST
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...