The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!

~Regrets~

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Steve: Alright, everybody needs to listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.

Tony: wow im yawning already

Steve: I mean it, Tony.

Everybody needs to stop blaming Wanda.

All of you have regrets, you've all lost things before.

Natasha: Yeah, dripping red ledger over here.

Bruce: Don't even get me started, I'm surprised I haven't been sued by everyone I've Hulked out on.

Clint: Getting Pietro killed

Pietro: imtotallyfine

Thor: BREAKING THE TOASTER

Tony: srsly thor

thats what you regret

THATS what youve lost

i freakin created ultron

i made and sold nukes

i got the president captured

and you think loosing a toaster is a real loss

Loki: Well, he's also been alive for 1500 years and during that time has lost several close comrades, mentors, and family members, including his mother.

Thor: AND IT IS QUITE PAINFUL TO REPEATEDLY BELIEVE THAT YOUR BROTHER IS DEAD

Tony: well maybe if he wasnt a psychopathic jerk you wouldnt have those super sad feels

Thor: DO NOT JEST, ANTHONY STARK. LOKI HAS ALSO FELT THE LOSS OF OUR MOTHER, HIS BIOLOGICAL PARENTS, HIS NATIVE HOME, HIS BIRTHRIGHT, AND HIS FREEDOM, BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL.

Steve: Even someone like Loki can have regrets, Tony.

Loki: Yes, like not murdering all of you.

Or coming to Midgard in the first place.

Steve: Thor's not the only one who's felt the loss of a brother. I thought Bucky was dead twice, maybe even three times, and I've felt a lot of regret over a promise I was too late to keep.

Bucky: Yeah and I totally regret trying to kill Steve

Like I regret all the times

And that was a lot of times

Tony: you regret being a bad guy congrats

Pietro: nowthatyoumentionitidokindoffeelbadforsidingwithultronandhydraforthatbitoftime 

Pietro: andalsodying

itotallyregretdying

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Coulson: I also regret dying

Maria: I totally regret How I Met Your Mother

Fury: I regret creating this chatroom

Rogers, what was the point of all of this?

Vision: The point is that all of you have been blaming Wanda for something that she isn't guilty of. She may indeed regret summoning Satan, but she is not to blame for the loss of your TV privileges. All of you are responsible for the damages and explosion caused in the aftermath of the summoning. You have been treating Wanda with less respect than she deserves, Bucky and Loki as well. You kept both of them locked up and continuously tease them, and Wanda and Pietro have received some of the same treatment. They do not deserve to suffer, and certainly not at the hands of anyone who calls themselves an Avenger.

Steve: Yeah

What Vision said

Bucky: ima cry dude

Loki: I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY, I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE

Wanda: literally marry me

Vision: 01100010 01101100 01110101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111

Pietro: NOSTOPIT

Natasha: I ship it

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