The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!

~Fursona~

Tony, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Bucky, Loki, Sam, Peter, Wanda, Pietro, T'Challa, and Vision are online

Steve) What is a "fursona"

Tony) oh good god i cant deal with this

i will pull a lot of pranks but this isnt funny who did this

Peter) what dank part of deviantart did you stumble into, Cap?

Vision) A fursona is a furspeech portmanteau derived from the terms furry and persona, that refers to a (normally furry), character, persona, alter ego, avatar, or identity assumed by a person or player normally associated with the furry fandom. 

Clint) basically you dress up as an animal that may or may not be your spirit animal

Steve) ...

Bucky) ...

Loki) ...

Sam) I'm not the only one starring at the guy in a cat costume, right?

T'Challa has left the chat

Natasha) Wouldn't that make you a furry too, tho?

Thor) NAY, BIRDS HAVE FEATHERS.

Bruce) Featheries? Birdies?

Clint) they're called avians

and you and spiderkid are technically invertebrates or bug kin

and pietro is literally just every sonic fursona ever

Natasha) Clint w t f

Steve) So what's my fursona?

Tony) steve stop

Clint) youre a bald eagle idiot

Peter) hahaha thats so true

wait SPIDERMAN IS NOT A FURSONA

Clint) Keep telling yourself that

The space raccoon is lying to himself too

Bucky) So what's mine?

Sam) dude they literally called you Wolf in Wakanda, I'd go with that.

Bruce) I'm almost scared to ask

Clint) I'd classify the Hulk as your fursona, for gods sake shave your chest

Thor) WHAT IS MY FURRY PERSONA, EYE HAWK?

Clint) some pikachu creature from australia that could kill you with a freaking rasberry on a stick

Wanda) What's mine, Clint?

Clint) maybe a timber wolf

or a red panda

something cute with lots of claws and teeth

or a honey badger

Peter) What's Mr. Stark's?

Clint) Iron Furry

Tony) im gonna freaking kill you

Thor) WHAT ABOUT MY DEAR BROTHER

Clint) oh

ummm

hmmm

Loki) I'm literally a shapeshifter and you're trying to label me with a single persona?

Rude as hell.

Vision) You have not shown much shapeshifting power, I cannot help but notice. Illusions and trickery, yes, but very little actually transformation of form.

Loki) How dare you, who do you think you are? I'll do the same thing to you that I did to that second rate cocky bastard of a wizard

Clint) he has a point, weve never actually seen you do it

you might be lying

Thor) NO NO

ONE TIME WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN

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Plz do not tell me your fursonas, i want to envision all of you as pure hearted readers

i will find a way to disable comments i swear---

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